Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Jack Marshall Brain Tumour Fund: Tribute to little Jack – hero of Prem stars
Jack Marshall Brain Tumour Fund: Tribute to little Jack – hero of Prem stars: HE was the brave little lad who planted a kiss on Wayne Rooney's head. And yesterday, as tributes poured in for six-year-old Jack Marshall ...
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Amateur comedy is too "On the nail"
Amateur comedy is too "On the nail"
I found this to be exactly what I needed. Although this letter was to in fact another person its construct was if Phil left it on my fridge after using my bathroom and leaving the seat up.... Thank You Phil for Timeless words of wisdom. Thank You Mike Scott, Thank you to Livia Love Scott for posting this....
I found this to be exactly what I needed. Although this letter was to in fact another person its construct was if Phil left it on my fridge after using my bathroom and leaving the seat up.... Thank You Phil for Timeless words of wisdom. Thank You Mike Scott, Thank you to Livia Love Scott for posting this....
Friday, September 9, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
The Comedian Response
This is me Responding to an article posted here : http://takimag.com/article/stand_up_and_say_youre_sorry/print#axzz1XB1Qm5sd
Pushing the proverbial envelope is what every successful comedian does. It is what makes them funny in the first place. While you see the old guy with 50 boxes of moth balls in this cart as someone that is delusional and that smells funny, the comedian sees a man attempting a career at taxidermy and postmortem abstract cat art. (Which is doing very well right now in Korea. Villagers kept eating the puppy exhibit)
The Comedian however, like the drunk driver, is allowed a wide "swerving" pattern from the imaginary double yellow line on the moral highway of life...You don't expect them to be normal. Normal is not interesting, normal is boring, normal would be "The View"... not Dexter. Comedians think the unthinkable, then they verbalize it. They make you think, is that possible? Can I wear Hello Kitty at 41?The answer of course is yes, and please feel free to send me a pic...
The average grundle toting A-hole needs something to stimulate his desire to be humorous, "besides Glee." He is conflicted by the boundaries of his moral compass. The A-hole and the unjust critic are likened to a cop that takes your weed, harasses you about the health hazards, writes you a ticket and then smokes it with his teenage hooker wife/neighbors daughter. It shows that they don't care for themselves very much, have no friends, eat TV dinners every night , never clean their bathroom and that their cat is the best friend. They find what is wrong with everyone around them and are never fucking happy even while trying to make you as miserable as them. If they are showing an interest in you, look out,!!!~!! they are only engaging you so they can rub some type of salt in your already Ripped Torn.
The Comedians greatest tool is his/her quick wit and the ability to find the humor in almost anything. Having an on going improvisers narration of life, they are creative, intuitive, passionate people....They are here to make you laugh, not run for the presidency or the PTA. SO...stop being hypercritical , smoke a joint, watch the Three Stooges and shut the fuck up. If you cant find any weed, go through your moms drawers. Its under the vibrators ,empty panty hose eggs and blood stained undies.
Don't ever apologize for pushing the envelope. Who wants that cable bill anyways?
Peace , Love, and lap it.
Not Really about Carlin the Theme just happens to be all Him..
Thank You to Kevin Bartini Who Started the Petition which can be found on this page..
http://www.change.org/petitions/district-9-community-board-and-nyc-city-council-name-the-500-block-of-west-121-street-in-honor-of-george-carlin
Pushing the proverbial envelope is what every successful comedian does. It is what makes them funny in the first place. While you see the old guy with 50 boxes of moth balls in this cart as someone that is delusional and that smells funny, the comedian sees a man attempting a career at taxidermy and postmortem abstract cat art. (Which is doing very well right now in Korea. Villagers kept eating the puppy exhibit)
The Comedian however, like the drunk driver, is allowed a wide "swerving" pattern from the imaginary double yellow line on the moral highway of life...You don't expect them to be normal. Normal is not interesting, normal is boring, normal would be "The View"... not Dexter. Comedians think the unthinkable, then they verbalize it. They make you think, is that possible? Can I wear Hello Kitty at 41?The answer of course is yes, and please feel free to send me a pic...
The average grundle toting A-hole needs something to stimulate his desire to be humorous, "besides Glee." He is conflicted by the boundaries of his moral compass. The A-hole and the unjust critic are likened to a cop that takes your weed, harasses you about the health hazards, writes you a ticket and then smokes it with his teenage hooker wife/neighbors daughter. It shows that they don't care for themselves very much, have no friends, eat TV dinners every night , never clean their bathroom and that their cat is the best friend. They find what is wrong with everyone around them and are never fucking happy even while trying to make you as miserable as them. If they are showing an interest in you, look out,!!!~!! they are only engaging you so they can rub some type of salt in your already Ripped Torn.
The Comedians greatest tool is his/her quick wit and the ability to find the humor in almost anything. Having an on going improvisers narration of life, they are creative, intuitive, passionate people....They are here to make you laugh, not run for the presidency or the PTA. SO...stop being hypercritical , smoke a joint, watch the Three Stooges and shut the fuck up. If you cant find any weed, go through your moms drawers. Its under the vibrators ,empty panty hose eggs and blood stained undies.
Don't ever apologize for pushing the envelope. Who wants that cable bill anyways?
Peace , Love, and lap it.
Not Really about Carlin the Theme just happens to be all Him..
Thank You to Kevin Bartini Who Started the Petition which can be found on this page..
http://www.change.org/petitions/district-9-community-board-and-nyc-city-council-name-the-500-block-of-west-121-street-in-honor-of-george-carlin
Monday, June 27, 2011
How Lisa Lampanelli Single handily Help New York pass the Gay Rights Bill
http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/lisa-lampanelli-concert-donation-gay-mens-health-crisis-westboro-baptist-church/
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After such a Monumental Heartfelt Gift in the Face of such defined Adversity such as The WBC the movement took a sudden surge forward.. Many Actors came out and supported Lisa In Her Move and many more began to become involved.
The outcome — a product of intensive lobbying by the new Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo — will have nationwide repercussions. Activists hope the New York vote will help convince judges and politicians across the country, including a hesitant President Obama, that support of same-sex marriage is now a mainstream viewpoint and a winning political stance. Lets Hope So..
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Whether you Agree or Disagree with Gay rights you have to admire the Tenacity of such and Influential Icon Such as Lisa.
In Other articles you find:June 27, 2011
New York City's annual Gay Pride Parade became a rolling victory party Sunday, two days after the state became the second largest in the country to legalize same-sex marriage.Stated as a Rippling Effect I find that the Largest pebble thrown in the puddle of America would be the one that Lisa Threw in defiance of the WBC.
Like a Tsunami Her right to Use Free speech ran over the Protesters and the Cynical. What a Powerful Voice of Freedom. So Many of the Good things in Life come from People that are willing to take that giant leap into the unknown. George Washington,Abigail Adams, Isadora Duncan, Lisa's movement could have backfired on her causing her to lose thousands of Fans but that didn't stop her. I for one Prostrate myself before Lisa For her Admiration of a Free life. a Quote from another Article states :Advocate Richard Socarides says what happens in the state has national implications, and will encourage lawmakers elsewhere to support gay marriage"
I am Not A Great Blogger but I feel the need to show respect where it is due.
As a straight Family Man being Gay is not my life choice but it should be Your choice and not someone Else's. Thank you Lisa. You Are Patriot with a sense of Humor.. and I Love you for it...
I Had to Post Her Responce:
Lampanelli My thanks to @GenericWahlberg for his awesome blog about me and the gays! Check it out!!! http://t.co/QtnDmlu
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Outlaw Mondays
You Simply Cant Escape The Inevitable Torture Of Monday.Not Just A Day, Monday Is A Enigma,A Feeling,Event,Awkward Symposium Of Aggravation.....
Mondays, The Day we Could all do without.
Last Monday was Memorail Day. No work For Me,had a great day With My Family.
It wasn't until lthe next day that I realized wether I Work or Not,,, Mondays Mishaps were still there.
There is No Escaping the Dreaded Monday Mishaps. Not Sure what Im talking about? Well Let Just Say That It Would Truly Be Easier Just To Get UP Out Of Bed, and Step in Dog Shit!!!! Then Lay Back Down,.. Just stay there,,,, In Bed, With Dog Shit On your Foot...All Day,You and The Drying Poop
The Awkwardness of the Fledgling Work Week finds You Before You Find It....
On Your Way Out the Door You Realize That Your Unlocking the Car With Your Power Bar and Your Coffee Taste like Keys. You Feel Something Odd and Your Not Sure If you Have a Sock, or a Pair Of Boxers Stuffed Down One Pant Leg.??? Why Am I still Holding My ToothBrush? You Don't feel The Familiar Bump Of Your Wallet in Your Jeans...Are they Even My Jeans?You Dont Care You Continue On In Your Daze,You Should Wake Up Anytime Now..
Monday The Day that your Mind and all that Surrounds it are in some sort of a Melancholy Transient Trip around Deja Vu. It Like Your Coming Off Some Fucked Up Ecstasy Trip In Disney World With Rob Low and His Guwatalaharian Maid... Time Is Not Right, It Stands Still While The Three Stooges Ride Around On Tricycles and Slap You With Dildos.. I Mean Wtf AM I ever Going To Snap Out Of It?////// The Best Thing to Do : Get Up Out Of Bed Wipe The Shit Off Your Foot,With One Of The Kids Toys, Grab Your Stale Toast and Cold Coffee , Kiss The Wife And Kids, Kick The Dog For Shitting Infront Of the Bed ,,,Unlock Your Car With The TV Remote, Punch Yourself In Groin and Smile Your Gonna Have A SHitty Day... Have Such A Nice Monday... Written On Tuesday
Mondays, The Day we Could all do without.
Last Monday was Memorail Day. No work For Me,had a great day With My Family.
It wasn't until lthe next day that I realized wether I Work or Not,,, Mondays Mishaps were still there.
There is No Escaping the Dreaded Monday Mishaps. Not Sure what Im talking about? Well Let Just Say That It Would Truly Be Easier Just To Get UP Out Of Bed, and Step in Dog Shit!!!! Then Lay Back Down,.. Just stay there,,,, In Bed, With Dog Shit On your Foot...All Day,You and The Drying Poop
The Awkwardness of the Fledgling Work Week finds You Before You Find It....
On Your Way Out the Door You Realize That Your Unlocking the Car With Your Power Bar and Your Coffee Taste like Keys. You Feel Something Odd and Your Not Sure If you Have a Sock, or a Pair Of Boxers Stuffed Down One Pant Leg.??? Why Am I still Holding My ToothBrush? You Don't feel The Familiar Bump Of Your Wallet in Your Jeans...Are they Even My Jeans?You Dont Care You Continue On In Your Daze,You Should Wake Up Anytime Now..
Monday The Day that your Mind and all that Surrounds it are in some sort of a Melancholy Transient Trip around Deja Vu. It Like Your Coming Off Some Fucked Up Ecstasy Trip In Disney World With Rob Low and His Guwatalaharian Maid... Time Is Not Right, It Stands Still While The Three Stooges Ride Around On Tricycles and Slap You With Dildos.. I Mean Wtf AM I ever Going To Snap Out Of It?////// The Best Thing to Do : Get Up Out Of Bed Wipe The Shit Off Your Foot,With One Of The Kids Toys, Grab Your Stale Toast and Cold Coffee , Kiss The Wife And Kids, Kick The Dog For Shitting Infront Of the Bed ,,,Unlock Your Car With The TV Remote, Punch Yourself In Groin and Smile Your Gonna Have A SHitty Day... Have Such A Nice Monday... Written On Tuesday
Saturday, June 4, 2011
My Rants
Ok this Is my first Blog ..
After Years Of Belittling People for Blogging, Tweeting and Becoming More Socially Expansive I have Broke Down and am Joining the Crowd.....
On This Subject, Of Blogging, I find Myself Listening To My Mother Words Of Wisdom,"If Your Friends Jumped Off a Bridge Would You do It too"?. The Answer, No.I would Not.... I would however,Hold on tho Their Personal Items such as, Wallets , Purses,I Phones, Inconsolable Girlfriends.. etc .etc..You Get the Point..
I have never been Much Of a Follower unless the Outcome was either Nudity or a Comical Mishap, or a melding of both.
Being An Aquarius Male,I Must Be Independent. I hold Steadfast To Many Of My Own Ideals, Only Giving In when It Is Becoming Painfully Evident That I will soon Be embarrassed By Them. If There is Anything Worse Than Being Wrong to an Aquarius I am Not sure What It Is.Maybe,Possibly
The Jersey Shore.
So I Begrudgingly Set forth On My first Blogging Adventure. Now What To Blog about? I guess I will Let You Give Me a Subject, If You Have One, Write Me, You Can Friend Me on Face book, Follow Me On Twitter or Just Plain Email Me
After Years Of Belittling People for Blogging, Tweeting and Becoming More Socially Expansive I have Broke Down and am Joining the Crowd.....
On This Subject, Of Blogging, I find Myself Listening To My Mother Words Of Wisdom,"If Your Friends Jumped Off a Bridge Would You do It too"?. The Answer, No.I would Not.... I would however,Hold on tho Their Personal Items such as, Wallets , Purses,I Phones, Inconsolable Girlfriends.. etc .etc..You Get the Point..
I have never been Much Of a Follower unless the Outcome was either Nudity or a Comical Mishap, or a melding of both.
Being An Aquarius Male,I Must Be Independent. I hold Steadfast To Many Of My Own Ideals, Only Giving In when It Is Becoming Painfully Evident That I will soon Be embarrassed By Them. If There is Anything Worse Than Being Wrong to an Aquarius I am Not sure What It Is.Maybe,Possibly
The Jersey Shore.
So I Begrudgingly Set forth On My first Blogging Adventure. Now What To Blog about? I guess I will Let You Give Me a Subject, If You Have One, Write Me, You Can Friend Me on Face book, Follow Me On Twitter or Just Plain Email Me
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