Amateur comedy is too "On the nail"
I found this to be exactly what I needed. Although this letter was to in fact another person its construct was if Phil left it on my fridge after using my bathroom and leaving the seat up.... Thank You Phil for Timeless words of wisdom. Thank You Mike Scott, Thank you to Livia Love Scott for posting this....
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
The Comedian Response
This is me Responding to an article posted here : http://takimag.com/article/stand_up_and_say_youre_sorry/print#axzz1XB1Qm5sd
Pushing the proverbial envelope is what every successful comedian does. It is what makes them funny in the first place. While you see the old guy with 50 boxes of moth balls in this cart as someone that is delusional and that smells funny, the comedian sees a man attempting a career at taxidermy and postmortem abstract cat art. (Which is doing very well right now in Korea. Villagers kept eating the puppy exhibit)
The Comedian however, like the drunk driver, is allowed a wide "swerving" pattern from the imaginary double yellow line on the moral highway of life...You don't expect them to be normal. Normal is not interesting, normal is boring, normal would be "The View"... not Dexter. Comedians think the unthinkable, then they verbalize it. They make you think, is that possible? Can I wear Hello Kitty at 41?The answer of course is yes, and please feel free to send me a pic...
The average grundle toting A-hole needs something to stimulate his desire to be humorous, "besides Glee." He is conflicted by the boundaries of his moral compass. The A-hole and the unjust critic are likened to a cop that takes your weed, harasses you about the health hazards, writes you a ticket and then smokes it with his teenage hooker wife/neighbors daughter. It shows that they don't care for themselves very much, have no friends, eat TV dinners every night , never clean their bathroom and that their cat is the best friend. They find what is wrong with everyone around them and are never fucking happy even while trying to make you as miserable as them. If they are showing an interest in you, look out,!!!~!! they are only engaging you so they can rub some type of salt in your already Ripped Torn.
The Comedians greatest tool is his/her quick wit and the ability to find the humor in almost anything. Having an on going improvisers narration of life, they are creative, intuitive, passionate people....They are here to make you laugh, not run for the presidency or the PTA. SO...stop being hypercritical , smoke a joint, watch the Three Stooges and shut the fuck up. If you cant find any weed, go through your moms drawers. Its under the vibrators ,empty panty hose eggs and blood stained undies.
Don't ever apologize for pushing the envelope. Who wants that cable bill anyways?
Peace , Love, and lap it.
Not Really about Carlin the Theme just happens to be all Him..
Thank You to Kevin Bartini Who Started the Petition which can be found on this page..
http://www.change.org/petitions/district-9-community-board-and-nyc-city-council-name-the-500-block-of-west-121-street-in-honor-of-george-carlin
Pushing the proverbial envelope is what every successful comedian does. It is what makes them funny in the first place. While you see the old guy with 50 boxes of moth balls in this cart as someone that is delusional and that smells funny, the comedian sees a man attempting a career at taxidermy and postmortem abstract cat art. (Which is doing very well right now in Korea. Villagers kept eating the puppy exhibit)
The Comedian however, like the drunk driver, is allowed a wide "swerving" pattern from the imaginary double yellow line on the moral highway of life...You don't expect them to be normal. Normal is not interesting, normal is boring, normal would be "The View"... not Dexter. Comedians think the unthinkable, then they verbalize it. They make you think, is that possible? Can I wear Hello Kitty at 41?The answer of course is yes, and please feel free to send me a pic...
The average grundle toting A-hole needs something to stimulate his desire to be humorous, "besides Glee." He is conflicted by the boundaries of his moral compass. The A-hole and the unjust critic are likened to a cop that takes your weed, harasses you about the health hazards, writes you a ticket and then smokes it with his teenage hooker wife/neighbors daughter. It shows that they don't care for themselves very much, have no friends, eat TV dinners every night , never clean their bathroom and that their cat is the best friend. They find what is wrong with everyone around them and are never fucking happy even while trying to make you as miserable as them. If they are showing an interest in you, look out,!!!~!! they are only engaging you so they can rub some type of salt in your already Ripped Torn.
The Comedians greatest tool is his/her quick wit and the ability to find the humor in almost anything. Having an on going improvisers narration of life, they are creative, intuitive, passionate people....They are here to make you laugh, not run for the presidency or the PTA. SO...stop being hypercritical , smoke a joint, watch the Three Stooges and shut the fuck up. If you cant find any weed, go through your moms drawers. Its under the vibrators ,empty panty hose eggs and blood stained undies.
Don't ever apologize for pushing the envelope. Who wants that cable bill anyways?
Peace , Love, and lap it.
Not Really about Carlin the Theme just happens to be all Him..
Thank You to Kevin Bartini Who Started the Petition which can be found on this page..
http://www.change.org/petitions/district-9-community-board-and-nyc-city-council-name-the-500-block-of-west-121-street-in-honor-of-george-carlin
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