Outlaw Mondays

You Simply Cant Escape The Inevitable Torture Of Monday.Not Just A Day, Monday Is A Enigma,A Feeling,Event,Awkward Symposium Of Aggravation.....
Mondays, The Day we Could all do without.
Last Monday was Memorail Day. No work For Me,had a great day With My Family.
It wasn't until lthe next day that I realized wether I Work or Not,,, Mondays  Mishaps were still there.
There is No Escaping the Dreaded Monday Mishaps. Not Sure what Im talking about? Well Let Just Say That It Would Truly Be Easier  Just To Get UP Out Of Bed, and Step in Dog Shit!!!!  Then Lay Back Down,.. Just stay there,,,, In Bed, With Dog Shit On your Foot...All Day,You and The Drying Poop

The Awkwardness of the Fledgling Work Week finds You Before You Find It....
 On Your Way Out the Door You Realize That  Your Unlocking the Car With Your Power Bar and Your Coffee Taste like Keys.  You Feel Something Odd and Your Not Sure If you Have a Sock, or a Pair Of Boxers Stuffed Down One Pant Leg.???  Why Am I still Holding My ToothBrush? You Don't feel The Familiar Bump Of Your Wallet in Your Jeans...Are they Even My Jeans?You Dont Care You Continue On In Your Daze,You Should Wake Up Anytime Now..
 Monday The Day that your Mind and all that Surrounds it are in some sort of a  Melancholy Transient Trip around Deja Vu.  It Like Your Coming Off Some Fucked Up Ecstasy Trip In Disney World With Rob Low  and His Guwatalaharian Maid...  Time Is Not Right, It Stands Still While The Three Stooges Ride Around On Tricycles and Slap You With Dildos.. I Mean Wtf AM I ever Going To Snap Out Of It?////// The Best Thing to Do : Get Up Out Of Bed Wipe The Shit Off Your Foot,With One Of The Kids Toys, Grab Your Stale Toast and Cold Coffee , Kiss The Wife And Kids, Kick The Dog For Shitting Infront Of the Bed ,,,Unlock Your Car With The TV Remote, Punch Yourself In Groin and Smile Your Gonna Have A SHitty Day... Have Such A Nice Monday... Written On Tuesday