20 reasons you relied on your Ex too much.

Most of us after being in a relationship for a while tend to rely on our significant others way too much for everyday amenities.We have lost our individuality in our effort to become "one" with each other. I found this to be a contributing factor as to why we feel so " lost " when there is a breakup. Here are a few things you can expect after that psychopath is gone...

1. You're not sure what type of toothpaste you use and try to make an educated guess based on the picture on the box..
2. Didn't I own a can opener?
3. No one has called in a while, was that cell plan under her name?
4. Why did she take the dog.. wasn't that my dog?
5. Now who's going to talk to my mom!!!?
6. Wasn't there a shower curtain ?
7. That's right, it was my dog!
8. You yell into the empty room for a Pepsi..
9. I know I own some underwear, it has to be around here somewhere. Right?
10. How do you work this microwave?
11. You inexplicably have forgotten all of your social media passwords.
12. None of your keys fit anything.
13. What was the name of that Thai place you like?
14. OK, which gadget on this Swiss Army is the can opener?
15. Where is that box of porn?
16. Wait, weren't those my friends?
17. I have a remote that goes to nothing!
18. Does this mean I have to dry my clothes in the stove again?
19. Palmolive goes in the dishwasher right?
20. Does this mean I have to move out of her parents basement?    

If you were lucky enough to escape your past relationship without a restraining order or stitches, then maybe you should look at the bright side of things...... You can replace material items, the skin will eventually grow back, the S.P.C.A. just got puppies, you get to see clean spots on your carpet, you can pawn the annoying friend off on them, you no longer have to watch Glee, there is no more excuses to go out and have fun, you can tell their family what you really think, meet new interesting people and find out things about them you dislike....

 Hey get your shit together you poor fuck..... they never liked Star Ship Troopers anyways..